FIELD TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO NINETEENTH CENTURY ARCHEOLOGISTS

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Hello, is that Steinheim? Swanscombe here.

Yes, its Steinheim Swanscombe.

Steinheim, we've found something. Something immensely important.

What is it Swanscombe?

It looks like a new burial chamber. Neanderthal I think. 

How many corpses?

Hard to tell. At least four. Two adults and two children. Completely intact. But ..

What is it Swanscombe?

There's lots of other loose bones around the family.

What are they?

Human.

Human? In the chamber?

Yes. Individual bones and skulls scattered around the floor.

What kind of skulls Swanscombe?

They look .... modern!

Modern? What do you mean?

Not Neanderthal.

Not?

No. They're smashed too. Large holes have been made in the skulls.

Swanscombe, you must be mistaken. No modern corpses could be there if you've just discovered the chamber.

I don't think we have.

What? What do you mean Swanscombe?

I don't think we've discovered this chamber. I think someone else was here before us.

How do you know?

The scattered bones and skulls.

What about them?

They discovered the chamber.

That can't be Swanscombe. You're wrong.

I don't think so Steinheim. There are tools.

Tools?

Yes, hand tools. 

Of course there are! Neanderthal tools.

No. Modern ones. Trowels and ..... hammers.

Swanscombe, don't move anything else. I'm coming over by plane. I'll be there by Midnight.

You don't need to. I can handle it.

Swanscombe, I'm coming.

Wait, something's moving.

Moving? What?

One of the hammers. It's rising and coming out of the shadows.

Swanscombe, what's happening?

OH MY GOD! One of the adults. It's alive!

Swanscombe, that's impossible! Stop joking around!

PLEASE! PLEASE NO! STEINHEIM!

Swanscombe!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[bone breaking sounds]

SWANSCOMBE!

[eating sounds]

SWAAAANSCOOOOOMBE!

[grunting sounds]

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