I am the Only Official You Will Ever See

I am the only official you will ever see

It is assured 

What is?

Your existence for one day

One day?

Yes

Why?

It is assured

What is?

Your one day

Why one day?

That is all you get

But why just one?

That is all we can can give you

It is assured

But why can't I have more days?

Because we have not got enough

What?

We haven't got enough days of life. You get but one

So what am I meant to do with just one day of life?

Live

How? Where?

Here, There. 

But by the time I get anywhere I'll die

It is assured.

Stop saying it's assured

You may begin

What?

Living

Doing what?

That is up to you

There's hardly any point doing anything

That is up to you too

But how many days do you get?

I get more

How many

Many more than you

And?

I get 365 days

A full year!

Yes, It is assured

How do I get to be you?

You cannot

Why?

Because I do not need replacing

And what if you did

I would have died and someone else would take over my work

So the person who takes over would get your 365 days?

Yes

And how many days have you got left?

364

What, you started today?

Yes

With me?

Yes. It is assured.

And you are the only official I will ever see?

Yes

Then I'm afraid I have only one option

What?

To kill you

There, done 

I am the only official you will ever see

But how? I strangled you

I can only die naturally

It is assured and it is time.

Time for what?

Your day is up.

And?

Time to die

I am the only official you will ever see

Goodbye